A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...