Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Car Acronyms
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Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...