Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...