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This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
He’s drunk at the bar
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Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...