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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
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My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
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Almost Perfect Life
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What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
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