Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...