Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...