Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...