Idiots on the computer
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Newfie goes skydiving
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My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...