Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...