Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...