Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...