Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...