Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...