Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...