A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!