Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...