Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...