Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...