Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Who gave you those black eyes?
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Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!