Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Compare the genders
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The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...