Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...