The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...