A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...