Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!