Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...