Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...