Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...