Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...