Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...