The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...