People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...