Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...