Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...