Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...