Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...