Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...