mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.