Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...