What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...