Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...