How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...