Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...