A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....