You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...