My car
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.