George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...