Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...