During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...