Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...