Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...